We live in a world where accessing any kind of music is at its most simple, which means that underground artists and indie labels can be appreciated by more and more people with the click of a button. Unfortunately, this means that the musical gatekeepers are out in their droves, determined to enforce a kind of “membership” on anyone they believe doesn’t fit their idea of a “real fan”.
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A prime example of this recently is when TikTok star Zaria was called out for wearing a Metallica T-shirt in one of her posts. She was asked to “name three songs” by the band, and she responded by flawlessly shredding three popular riffs from the band on her electric guitar. A very awkward day for metal elitists everywhere.
The funny thing is, very few people even realise what they’re doing, so we’ve put together this handy guide on how to recognise whether or not you are an elitist…
1. You have said “name three songs” after seeing someone in an alternative band T-shirt
Assuming that anyone who doesn’t match your idea of someone who would be into that type of music is wearing an alternative band shirt purely for the aesthetic is classic elitist behaviour. Keep your aspersions to yourself! That person may genuinely be a fan of Nirvana/Joy Division/Metallica/The Ramones.
2. You judge people who enjoy an old band’s new music, proclaiming “the old stuff is better”
If bands weren’t interested in attracting new fans to their music, they wouldn’t release new music. You can prefer a band’s older material, but just because you’ve enjoyed a band for a longer period of time doesn’t make you more of a fan than those who have only recently got into them.
3. You scoff disbelievingly when you discover that a popstar likes some of the same music you do
Miley Cyrus is doing a rock album? WHAT?! Doja Cat does a metal cover of her own pop song? It’s TERRIBLE! (Though you haven’t actually got round to listening to it yet). Sometimes a person’s public aesthetic is completely different to what they may enjoy at home, and besides, it’s perfectly possible to enjoy both alternative and mainstream music.
4. You think people who don’t enjoy live music events are “posers”
You’re not a “real” fan until you’ve seen a band live more than once. It’s an inference we hear way too often. It doesn’t seem to matter if a person’s mental health, financial situation, location or even lack of interest in events prevents them from seeing live music, if you don’t support a band on the live circuit you can’t count yourself among their true fans. This one has really got to stop.
5. You have used the word “poser” unironically
It’s a word that’s thrown about far too easily, especially in regards to those who enjoy social media and invest time and money into their physical image. You can’t judge the depth of someone’s interest and dedication to a type of music based on how they do their make-up or what labels are on their clothes.
6. You are reluctant to listen to, much less enjoy, anything that’s in the charts
Even if it’s something you might enjoy, if it’s attracted a mainstream audience it’s not for you. This doesn’t make you a fan of music, this makes you a obsessed with being “different” at best and a contrarian at worst.
7. You talk about obscure genres like they’re close friends of yours
You’re not interested in your basic rock, pop, metal, folk or indie genres, but when it comes to folktronica, hypnagogic pop, witch house and kawai core, you just won’t shut up about them. What’s more, if someone asks what any of those mean, you’ll list off a bunch of bands you know they won’t have heard of before scoffing: “I can’t believe you haven’t heard of [insert obscure band name here]!”
8. You hate it when people mis-label music
What’s worse than insisting on using obscure labels for music? We’ll tell you – it’s getting irrationally mad when someone classifies a band as a genre that you disagree with. Yes, The Cure technically isn’t a goth band, but goths still love Robert Smith so calm down. And Poppy is a pop artist, but that doesn’t mean you can’t describe I Disagree as a metal album.
9. Your guilty pleasures are the sort that you intend to take with you to the grave
Everyone has guilty pleasures when it comes to music, and most of us are happy to share those nuggets of embarrassing information for the purpose of self-deprication. Not an elitist though; they will never have S Club 7’s Reach on a playlist – at least, not one that they’ll ever let anybody see.
10. You refuse to dance to or sing along to popular or cheesy songs for fun. Even at Christmas. ESPECIALLY at Christmas.
Getting rowdy and bopping along to terrible dated classics is a key part of any Saturday night out; in fact, that’s why tacky music exists. It’s fun. Elitists take music way too seriously to be seen appearing as though they enjoy anything that sounds even a little bit fun, however. These type of people are also those who constantly moan about Christmas music being played in the shops.
Alana Haim | Alana Haim always steals her sister’s vintage Levi’s
Alana Haim steals her sister’s vintage Levi jeans.
The 29-year-old singer has confessed she always sneaks into bandmate and sibling Danielle Haim’s wardrobe to swipe her best fashion finds, as she’s the “Queen” of finding vintage Levi’s.
Speaking in a joint video interview with her sisters, Danielle, 31, and Este, 34 – who make up the band Haim – for Vogue, Alana confessed: “I have to be honest with you, these are Danielle’s jeans that I stole and she asked me earlier. She was like, ‘Oh, where are those jeans from?’ I was like, ‘They’re yours!’ These are vintage Levi’s. Danielle is the Queen of finding vintage Levi’s. She really is the Queen.”
Their older sister, Este, also admitted she takes Danielle’s clothes after she finds great bargains in stores.
She added: “There’s gonna be a lot of that in this video. Danielle gets the things and we steal the things.”
As well as having an eye for finding Levi’s, Danielle has an “obsession” with Prada Sport and spends most of her time on the internet trying to track down clothing from the brand.
She explained: “I have an unhealthy obsession with Prada Sport. I’m always on the internet searching, finding.”
Meanwhile, Alana previously shared how she refused to dress in an overtly sexy way after she was asked to dress in a schoolgirl outfit by an unnamed music executive in the early days of her career.
She said: “When we were first starting out, someone said I should dress like a schoolgirl.
“And I was like: ‘That’s not going to happen.’ We’ve always had a very strong sense of self.”
The ‘Forever’ group creatively direct all of their own shows, including the tours, the set lists, songs and lighting, and are proud to take control of everything they do.
She added: “We’re the CEOs of our own company … And it bothers me to even have to say that because so many people think that’s not the case.”
Tiffany Haddish | Tiffany Haddish shaves her catchphrase ‘She Ready’ into hair
Tiffany Haddish has had “She Ready” carved into her shaved head.
The 41-year-old actress debuted her shaven head in July and is now sporting a buzzcut with her famous catchphrase on the back of her head.
During an Instagram Live, in which she thanked her hairstylist LaMarr Randle for her new look, she said: “I’ve always wanted something cool on my head. When people see me coming they’ll be like, ‘I think that’s Tiffany.’ Then I’m gonna walk past them and they gonna see “She Ready” and they gonna know what it is!”
The ‘Girls Trip’ star said last summer that the best part of having short locks is that when water hits her head “it feels like kisses from God”.
She wrote at the time: “Just Loving my new look thought I’d share it with y’all. The best part is when water hits my head it feels like kisses from God. #sheready for more of Gods Love! (sic)”
The fresh hairdo went down a treat with Tiffany’s famous friends.
Her pal Kelly Rowland commented alongside a red heart emoji: “She don’t need no hair, she is gorgeously gorgeous! (sic)”
Whilst actor Bill Dawes added in the comments section of her post: “You can pull it off beautifully with those eyes and that smile, Tiff. Plus, now you can have any hair in the world you want at any time without needing a wig cap. It’s the best! (sic)”
Tina Lawson – Beyonce’s mother – also wrote alongside the photograph: “You look absolutely gorgeous !! I love it (sic)”
And Kate Hudson – who famously shaved her hair – branded it “freedom”, writing: Best feeling ever … #Freedom (sic)”
The ‘Like A Boss’ star previously revealed her boyfriend, Common, helped her to cut her hair during the coronavirus lockdown.
She said: “My man cut it for me last week.”
Paul Smith | Sir Paul Smith calls for fashion seasons to go back to just two per year
Sir Paul Smith wants to see less fashion seasons going forward.
The 74-year-old fashion designer has admitted he hopes the industry goes back to having just two seasons per year.
He told the Indian edition of Elle magazine: “I hope the fashion industry slows down. We don’t need as many seasons as there were. I would like it to go back to a couple of years ago when there were two seasons, and in between those, you would have a one-week sale period.”
Since the COVID-19 pandemic, the fashion muse has worked alone in his studio and designed his eponymous fashion house’s Spring/Summer 2021 collection over video call, which subsequently inspired his team to make pieces that are “loose and comfortable”.
Asked how the global health crisis will impact the fashion business going forward, he added: “Clothing wise, I think silhouettes will change to softer and more relaxed fits. During the lockdown period, I was in my London studio for 16 weeks all by myself, where there are usually around 150 members of staff. The whole SS21 collection was designed over the phone and video calls, this really inspired us to make garments loose and comfortable but still presentable and of course, well made.”
Elsewhere, Paul shared his goal to “expand” his Paul Smith Foundation, which he launched in 2021 to give back to the “younger generation”, after five decades in fashion.
He said: “I have launched the Paul Smith Foundation to mark our 50th anniversary this year. The foundation is created with an endeavour to give something back to a younger generation. At the moment, it is an online platform where people from all different professional fields can come to find inspiration. I hope to expand this over the years to come.”
The homepage for the foundation’s website reads: “This is the best advice gathered and given by Sir Paul Smith over the past 50 years. It won’t teach you how to cut a suit, but it will help you figure out how to take your ambition to the next level.
“Please explore our regularly updated archive of advice, or keep scrolling for more insights and inspiration…”
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